Confessions of an anonymous beingĀ 

  1. I lied about all sorts of things when I was young to try and be cool. I lied about having internet when we didn’t even have a computer and smoking weed when I haven’t ever tried a lit cigarette. I lied about starting my period even though I hadn’t.
  2. Once I did not wash my hair for a whole month.
  3. I was a Beliber when being one was uncool.
  4. My accent changes depending on who I’m talking to.
  5. I failed my driving test more than 10 times. I don’t actually remember how many times I failed. It was again and again and again.